I'm working on the body/mind/spirit retailers newsletter. I'm really pleased with this month's issue so far, although writing a newsletter--that is essentially spam--is kind of a zen exercise in futility. Does anyone really read newsletters? I mean, I do, but I also read shampoo bottles and subway ads.

Anyway, one of the articles I'm writing is about "bridal fitness." I've been interviewing people who have spent $2,500 on personal trainers to get in shape for their weddings. Dude!