Did you read a poem today?

Did you read a poem that did not rhyme?

Did you stop swearin' like a sailor

And now you cuss

'may you live in interesting times'?

--Julia Douglass, "Good for You"

My job interview at the architect firm went well, which immediately left me feeling depressed and empty and full of foreboding. I don't want this stupid job. If they offer it to me, I'll have to take it. I feel like the second-biggest lame-ass in New York.

Oh, and chimps are very smart. Perhaps not smart enough to use Excel and Word, like me, but pretty smart.